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(757): View more from Virginia

you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.

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sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk

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(520): View more from Arizona

But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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(520): View more from Arizona

he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it

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im ashamed your my cousin

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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.

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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals

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Are you high and at a petting zoo again?

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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.

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