I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Who wants a mustache ride?
a sweet handlebar mustache would be so cool!
itsa me peniso!!
What a hipster.
love a good dick-stache
Creativity is _so_ underrated!
Are you not entertained?
the best way is for there to be no hair down there!
Shaving of the pubes adds 1-2 inches of visual length. Shaving a mustache adds 3-5 centimeters of visual length, the metric system, character, and distinction. Now she can get a kiss that tickles!
you are easily entertained
Hope you returned the favour!
I think I'll take a ride on the bustache...