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(904): View more from Florida

I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.

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(207): View more from Maine

Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.

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(312): View more from Illinois

You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.

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(847): View more from Illinois

When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.

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(515): View more from Iowa

i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough

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(347): View more from New York

i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning

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