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  • 11:39 you are now my favorite person in the world!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:56pm
  • i stole the brass jesus statue off of a crucifix in my spanish class and i now use that as a pipe and it hits great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:39am
  • Hot Knive, Knife Swats or Magic Swords.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am
  • i did this before but it felt almost like i was freebasing crack though - stay classy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am
  • 11:39 and OP.... you are my heroes!! also, if you want a fucked up way to smoke that gets you retarded in no time.... try a gas mask bong, oh my fucking god that thing was awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:59pm
  • 11:39 that is awesome 1:09, if i saw a guy doing that, i'd think it was brilliant, and i would def hit on him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:31pm
  • yes, please share the technique

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:09am
  • Water Fall. Same idea, just keep the bottom of the bottle intact, poke a hole towards the bottom, fill with water, and the same thing applies as a G-Bong. Awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:57pm
  • Usually the knife thing is for hash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:30am
  • I agree with you all. 11:39, you are a wonderful and resourceful person. I think I might love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:32pm
  • bible j's man. Holy smokes. There were these guys handing out those mini bibles at my college, and I snapped one up and use it to roll j's. The pages are the perfect size.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:03pm
  • ^^ that's almost as good as using pages from the bible to roll one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:52am
  • knife hits wow, found a bubbler for knife hits at our local head shop

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:17pm
  • For those who never have, grind it up and mix the greens in a hookah with the tobacco. the bowl last for an hour and the high is incredible. dont even need to put that much in. effective and efficient

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:03am
  • all of these sound like alaska. but you gotta love fresno

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:55pm
  • I am your grasshopper. Teach me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:55am
  • 1139 fuck me now![[I hope ur a guy]]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:39pm
  • 1139 you are a fucking genius. Im not as creative, I stole a glass pipe from school when the local PD came to give an anti-drug talk. I call it: Jafar, it hits like a motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:22pm
  • i feel like such a red neck i only smoke out of 2 liters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:58pm
  • Blades!! Works better on stovetop burners, or with a blow torch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44am
  • Bahaha. This entire post is the shit! Oh, and if you can afford a vaporizer....GET ONE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58pm
  • i zapped my tongue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:38pm
  • holy fucking shit. ive done it. one time. ...a joint. and it wasnt easy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 11:39 you are the man.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:17pm
  • my friend has a six foot bong. it hits awesome. we were all destroyed after one hit each

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:55pm
  • 11:39... yes... that's all i can say. yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm
  • 11:39, you're awesome. 1:45, only works if you have a bible.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:54pm
  • Yep sounds about right..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44am
  • Way to be resourceful...but just go buy some papers! And yeah, 11:39, that's fucking awesome. I've always wanted to deface religious paraphernalia in the name of pot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:20pm
  • 11:39 you are my new hero

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:02pm
  • Wow bro that's dum.....it's beter out of Apple

    Submitted by BaMmErKuSh on Oct 12, 10 at 10:19pm
  • Haha this is amazing. So are the replies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:37pm
  • Man, I love this post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:32am
  • hot knives is for opium and hash, not weed grow up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:28am
  • genius here probably put the weed right in the toaster, on the wire aliments, hence causing anything else he bakes in there to reek like pot, I think about how stupid this is, then i realize that i wouldn't put it past a stoner, to do something like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:44pm
  • 11:37...you did it wrong lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:34am
  • GRAVITY BONG. i'll leave it at that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:04pm
  • its freakin easy... once you smoke enough weed you can think of anything like a new way to make a bomb or how to smoke more weed out of a toaster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:46am
  • You can't put a knife or any silverware in a toaster! You'll get electrocuted and DIE! AHHHHHH!!!!!1!!11!!!one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am
  • I like legit love u!!

    Submitted by cheyennemarie3 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:37am
  • go to the store and buy a blunt. ... who would waste their time w this? and which pot smoker these days doenst have a piece?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00am
  • 11.31 - really? NOW the new low arrives?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:05am
  • 11:58 vaporizer barely got me high. maybe we were doing it wrong.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:37pm
    • They take practice. If you can, find some one that has a bag attachment. It fills the bag and then all you have to do it take a hit. Vaporizer highs take a bit longer to kick in, too. Smoke On :)

      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 11, 10 at 9:52pm
  • 2 butter knives? I can't remember what we called it, but on occassion I would see someone heat up 2 butter knives as hot as possible and sort of squeeze a nugget between the two of them...don't remember if there was another step to this process or if you just inhaled off the knife...hmm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:27am
  • 8:19 smoking out of a can is terrible for you! the paint is so harmful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:19pm
  • I rolled with bible paper, hit gravity bongs, hit the pipes, apples, potatoes, pen caps, bubblers, milk jugs, water bottle bongs, blunts, and knives. I've hot boxed a mustang fastback, a closet, and a bathroom, but in all of my days, I have never done a toaster. Congrats.

    Submitted by pussyisgood on Mar 12, 11 at 3:41pm
  • Just tear out sheets from your bible if you need papers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Dude, I'm young and hot and really really drunk. Will you PLEASE marry me???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:39pm
  • Ah smokin weed with a toaster is simple. The why was the question: I didn't have a lighter. Roll a joint. Hit the toaster down. Stick the joint end against the glowing metal rods until it starts to flame up. Drag it out, smoke the joint. Simple. And effective. And I'll never really NEED a lighter at my house again:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:48pm
  • They "wasted" their time because they wanted to try something different and new. Something that would be hilarious to talk about and to even try.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am
  • thats so cool! thanks for sharing =]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:14am
  • The bibles in hotel rooms are like free rolling papers.. now if they only had toasters in the room all you would need was the weed when you checked in.. ..American Society reaches new levels..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:31pm
  • fuckin fresno! <3 my stoners!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Oakhurst, but me too:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:24pm
  • love this thread! <3 pot heads dont argue bout shit just share amazing advice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:52am
  • Lmfao! Right on man!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:35am
  • 11:39 That pipe better get you consistent ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:09pm
  • toaster dont have mouths there for they cant smoke

    Submitted by cassielrebecca on Dec 11, 10 at 11:34pm
  • props to you Macgyver

    Submitted by exulatus on Mar 30, 10 at 1:49am
  • 11:37 ive never used one, but ive heard you have to let it get extremely hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:56am
  • yeah hot knives with a bottle over top to catch the smoke, hash nugget in the middle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:39am
  • No way?!?:O

    Submitted by snowbabe1 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:34am
  • Teach me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:10am
  • Smoked out of a banana

    Submitted by Netras on Nov 18, 11 at 8:38am
  • Meh...thank god for glass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:13am
  • 10:44- You ruined my high.

    Submitted by Bailey on Feb 18, 10 at 1:44am
  • Epic!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:50am
  • I bet you many people just googled this.. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:08am
  • Knifers. Takes me back to my first semester at

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:43pm
  • I smoked out of an aluminum pipe before. Now THAT feels like freebasing crack. I'm convinced I will be diagnosed with cancer because of that one day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:28am
  • I added this to my favorites because I love to smoke and these threads are the only ones that don't bash stoners! Nice job OP! I use my zebra pen as a one hitter in emergencies but I agree with one of the comments get a vaporizer..iolight handheld works amazing and I've used it in a movie theater (DMB 3-D movie)!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:14am
  • That'd be a high. no pun intended.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:21am
  • I just googled this, anyone know how to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:46am
  • finally a post without fifty million conservative fuckheads talking shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:52am
  • ok, OP is my new hero. that's some MacGuyver shit right there. bravo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:13am
  • Most inentive stoner ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:55pm
  • 8:19!! Everyone knows that!!!!! And the apple trick too!!!!! Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:35am
  • Have u ever used an empty can? Find a soda that's a bit fruity flatten the side where the hole is. Make holes with an earring and voilà can pipe and when u smoke for the first few tokes it tastes fruity

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:19pm
  • Learned it as "blasting hash" but works for all smokeables. Better to use old elec burner stove as you can weave in the blades.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:56pm
  • 11 39 is someone I'd like to fuck... just sayin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:18pm
  • So I hear there's a party @ cory's tonite!

    Submitted by jomashouse on Aug 18, 10 at 12:45am
  • Jealoyxssssssz I wantinn

    Submitted by kvass on Dec 11, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Ahhahaha

    Submitted by fastlife7 on Jun 8, 11 at 7:13am
  • haha true Visalia for sure!!! woop woop for Fresno!! (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:31am
  • hedonism 08 .... Got too much weed. No time to burn it all.... Lock in bathroom... stock hair blowdryer...turn it on HIGH ... seal windows and door.... Best orgy ever !!!!

    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 12:38am
  • I was messing with toasters even before the foil piece and apple pipes... Step your game up.

    Submitted by From5ive5ive9 on Sep 22, 10 at 11:01pm
  • .......wow

    Submitted by liljoker2124 on Jun 27, 10 at 7:48pm
  • I am in lovveee with this one! Rep the 559 bitchess!!! Madera Ranchos is awesomeeeee!! Just sayinn:)

    Submitted by alexislaurenn on Jun 1, 10 at 6:42pm
  • Ron Paul is the shit!!! - 559

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:19pm
  • gotta love the MacGyver Smoker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:47am
  • if you cant take a 6 foot rip in one go ur a pussy... and if ron paul did it.. it cant be hard to figure out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:25pm
  • Damn. I love this. I broke my piece, and got resourceful while high one afternoon. Now I have a new home-made bong, made out of a mortar holder for fireworks, and using a straw and socket for the bowl. Even painted it. It's amazing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:17pm
  • 11 39 is a champ. i made a bowl out of a foosball guy today...if you have anything sharp and anything hot its easy to get high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:36pm
  • 11:58- you definitely did it wrong, its all about the right temperature

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:52am
  • I need to know how to do this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18am
  • Oh 559, you silly Ron Paul fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:09am
  • 11:39- marry meeee!! Amanda Constant Facebook or myspace!! HAHA!! I'm a dork but i got to try to learn your genius ways!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:09am
  • my friend made a pipe outta a Guitar Hero guitar...looks pretty sweet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:12pm
  • i love the 559. I love vaporizers. I love bud. I love pretty Much every one of these posts. gaannjja

    Submitted by laurenmel on Mar 12, 10 at 1:46am
  • I disagree with 4:03. Tobacco and weed taste terrible together. Thank god I didn't use a good pipe on that attempt. Pipe tobacco and weed are both great highs but I prefer to keep them separate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:25am
  • people like me that use bible pages are going to hell <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:58am
  • Try smokin outta your 360 controlla

    Submitted by Green1221 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:58pm
  • once you pull the smoke up a 6 footer it can last like 5 hits. that shit rocks. but pulling it takes a while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:47pm
  • I dunno about a toaster. But buds between to knives sounds like spots to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Lmfao. Teach me the ways of the toaster! Plz!

    Submitted by simsimma88 on Mar 19, 10 at 4:10am
  • nah this doesn't sound like a Fresno kid. It sounds like a dumbass bored Visalian kid. hahaha. yeah sounds about right :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:17pm