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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:39am

    i stole the brass jesus statue off of a crucifix in my spanish class and i now use that as a pipe and it hits great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:55pm

    my friend has a six foot bong. it hits awesome. we were all destroyed after one hit each

  • 95 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:59pm

    11:39 and OP.... you are my heroes!! also, if you want a fucked up way to smoke that gets you retarded in no time.... try a gas mask bong, oh my fucking god that thing was awesome!

  • 97 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:56pm

    11:39 you are now my favorite person in the world!

  • 96 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:39pm

    Dude, I'm young and hot and really really drunk. Will you PLEASE marry me???

  • 97 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:55pm

    Most inentive stoner ever.

  • 88 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:58pm

    i feel like such a red neck i only smoke out of 2 liters

  • 93 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:35am

    8:19!! Everyone knows that!!!!! And the apple trick too!!!!! Dumbass

  • 89 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:52am

    ^^ that's almost as good as using pages from the bible to roll one.

  • 92 83
    Submitted by cassielrebecca on Dec 11, 10 at 11:34pm

    toaster dont have mouths there for they cant smoke

  • 91 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:56pm

    Learned it as "blasting hash" but works for all smokeables. Better to use old elec burner stove as you can weave in the blades.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:52am

    finally a post without fifty million conservative fuckheads talking shit.

  • 88 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:03pm

    bible j's man. Holy smokes. There were these guys handing out those mini bibles at my college, and I snapped one up and use it to roll j's. The pages are the perfect size.

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:05am

    Hot Knive, Knife Swats or Magic Swords.

  • 85 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:00am

    go to the store and buy a blunt. ... who would waste their time w this? and which pot smoker these days doenst have a piece?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 4:55pm

    all of these sound like alaska. but you gotta love fresno

  • 90 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:17pm

    knife hits wow, found a bubbler for knife hits at our local head shop

  • 86 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:37pm

    Haha this is amazing. So are the replies.

  • 89 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:57pm

    Water Fall. Same idea, just keep the bottom of the bottle intact, poke a hole towards the bottom, fill with water, and the same thing applies as a G-Bong. Awesome.

  • 80 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:09pm

    11:39 That pipe better get you consistent ass.

  • 80 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:09am

    yes, please share the technique

  • 86 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 7:38pm

    i zapped my tongue.

  • 89 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:04pm

    GRAVITY BONG. i'll leave it at that

  • 85 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:50am

    Epic!!!!!!!!

  • 86 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:19pm

    8:19 smoking out of a can is terrible for you! the paint is so harmful!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 9:18pm

    11 39 is someone I'd like to fuck... just sayin

  • 85 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 1:10am

    Teach me

  • 78 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:55am

    I am your grasshopper. Teach me.

  • 82 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:18am

    I need to know how to do this

  • 87 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:03am

    For those who never have, grind it up and mix the greens in a hookah with the tobacco. the bowl last for an hour and the high is incredible. dont even need to put that much in. effective and efficient

    • 65 63
      Submitted by sirsamsalot on Aug 8, 11 at 3:36am

      hookahs are the most non efficient pieces in the world

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:05am

    11.31 - really? NOW the new low arrives?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 3:25am

    I disagree with 4:03. Tobacco and weed taste terrible together. Thank god I didn't use a good pipe on that attempt. Pipe tobacco and weed are both great highs but I prefer to keep them separate.

  • 83 84
    Submitted by pussyisgood on Mar 12, 11 at 3:41pm

    I rolled with bible paper, hit gravity bongs, hit the pipes, apples, potatoes, pen caps, bubblers, milk jugs, water bottle bongs, blunts, and knives. I've hot boxed a mustang fastback, a closet, and a bathroom, but in all of my days, I have never done a toaster. Congrats.

  • 84 87
    Submitted by laurenmel on Mar 12, 10 at 1:46am

    i love the 559. I love vaporizers. I love bud. I love pretty Much every one of these posts. gaannjja

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:24pm

    Oakhurst, but me too:)

  • 84 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:17pm

    11:39 you are the man.

  • 74 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:22pm

    1139 you are a fucking genius. Im not as creative, I stole a glass pipe from school when the local PD came to give an anti-drug talk. I call it: Jafar, it hits like a motherfucker.

  • 76 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:52am

    i did this before but it felt almost like i was freebasing crack though - stay classy

  • 76 73
    Submitted by MissGi on Aug 19, 10 at 12:38am

    hedonism 08 .... Got too much weed. No time to burn it all.... Lock in bathroom... stock hair blowdryer...turn it on HIGH ... seal windows and door.... Best orgy ever !!!!

  • 73 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:32am

    Man, I love this post

  • 77 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:45pm

    Just tear out sheets from your bible if you need papers

  • 75 72
    Submitted by jomashouse on Aug 18, 10 at 12:45am

    So I hear there's a party @ cory's tonite!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:25pm

    if you cant take a 6 foot rip in one go ur a pussy... and if ron paul did it.. it cant be hard to figure out

  • 80 83
    Submitted by alexislaurenn on Jun 1, 10 at 6:42pm

    I am in lovveee with this one! Rep the 559 bitchess!!! Madera Ranchos is awesomeeeee!! Just sayinn:)

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:42pm

    11:39... yes... that's all i can say. yes.

  • 72 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:37pm

    11:58 vaporizer barely got me high. maybe we were doing it wrong.

    • 75 90
      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 11, 10 at 9:52pm

      They take practice. If you can, find some one that has a bag attachment. It fills the bag and then all you have to do it take a hit. Vaporizer highs take a bit longer to kick in, too. Smoke On :)

  • 76 78
    Submitted by fastlife7 on Jun 8, 11 at 7:13am

    Ahhahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:20pm

    Way to be resourceful...but just go buy some papers! And yeah, 11:39, that's fucking awesome. I've always wanted to deface religious paraphernalia in the name of pot.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by cheyennemarie3 on Sep 1, 10 at 1:37am

    I like legit love u!!

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:31am

    haha true Visalia for sure!!! woop woop for Fresno!! (:

  • 83 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:47am

    gotta love the MacGyver Smoker.

  • 75 78
    Submitted by kvass on Dec 11, 10 at 11:05pm

    Jealoyxssssssz I wantinn

  • 83 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 8:19pm

    Have u ever used an empty can? Find a soda that's a bit fruity flatten the side where the hole is. Make holes with an earring and voilà can pipe and when u smoke for the first few tokes it tastes fruity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:19pm

    Ron Paul is the shit!!! - 559

  • 79 87
    Submitted by BaMmErKuSh on Oct 12, 10 at 10:19pm

    Wow bro that's dum.....it's beter out of Apple

  • 76 81
    Submitted by exulatus on Mar 30, 10 at 1:49am

    props to you Macgyver

  • 83 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 3:35am

    Lmfao! Right on man!!!!

  • 80 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:31pm

    11:39 that is awesome 1:09, if i saw a guy doing that, i'd think it was brilliant, and i would def hit on him

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:27am

    2 butter knives? I can't remember what we called it, but on occassion I would see someone heat up 2 butter knives as hot as possible and sort of squeeze a nugget between the two of them...don't remember if there was another step to this process or if you just inhaled off the knife...hmm

  • 80 91
    Submitted by From5ive5ive9 on Sep 22, 10 at 11:01pm

    I was messing with toasters even before the foil piece and apple pipes... Step your game up.

  • 76 83
    Submitted by liljoker2124 on Jun 27, 10 at 7:48pm

    .......wow

  • 83 97
    Submitted by Bailey on Feb 18, 10 at 1:44am

    10:44- You ruined my high.

  • 80 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44am

    Blades!! Works better on stovetop burners, or with a blow torch!

  • 82 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:39am

    yeah hot knives with a bottle over top to catch the smoke, hash nugget in the middle

  • 80 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:52am

    11:58- you definitely did it wrong, its all about the right temperature

  • 78 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 13, 09 at 1:56am

    11:37 ive never used one, but ive heard you have to let it get extremely hot.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:09am

    11:39- marry meeee!! Amanda Constant Facebook or myspace!! HAHA!! I'm a dork but i got to try to learn your genius ways!

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:30am

    Usually the knife thing is for hash

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:34am

    11:37...you did it wrong lol

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:30pm

    holy fucking shit. ive done it. one time. ...a joint. and it wasnt easy

  • 81 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 1:12pm

    my friend made a pipe outta a Guitar Hero guitar...looks pretty sweet.

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:13am

    ok, OP is my new hero. that's some MacGuyver shit right there. bravo.

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:32pm

    I agree with you all. 11:39, you are a wonderful and resourceful person. I think I might love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:17pm

    Damn. I love this. I broke my piece, and got resourceful while high one afternoon. Now I have a new home-made bong, made out of a mortar holder for fireworks, and using a straw and socket for the bowl. Even painted it. It's amazing.

  • 80 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:52am

    love this thread! <3 pot heads dont argue bout shit just share amazing advice

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:48pm

    Ah smokin weed with a toaster is simple. The why was the question: I didn't have a lighter. Roll a joint. Hit the toaster down. Stick the joint end against the glowing metal rods until it starts to flame up. Drag it out, smoke the joint. Simple. And effective. And I'll never really NEED a lighter at my house again:)

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:39pm

    1139 fuck me now![[I hope ur a guy]]

    • 77 79
      Submitted by diltsify on Jul 11, 10 at 9:54pm

      try acting a little less desperate.

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:44am

    Yep sounds about right..

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 7:14am

    I added this to my favorites because I love to smoke and these threads are the only ones that don't bash stoners! Nice job OP! I use my zebra pen as a one hitter in emergencies but I agree with one of the comments get a vaporizer..iolight handheld works amazing and I've used it in a movie theater (DMB 3-D movie)!!!!

  • 74 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 6:36pm

    11 39 is a champ. i made a bowl out of a foosball guy today...if you have anything sharp and anything hot its easy to get high

  • 68 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 11:13am

    Meh...thank god for glass

  • 75 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:16pm

    fuckin fresno! <3 my stoners!

  • 73 92
    Submitted by snowbabe1 on Apr 27, 10 at 1:34am

    No way?!?:O

  • 67 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:02pm

    11:39 you are my new hero

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:09am

    Oh 559, you silly Ron Paul fan

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:21am

    That'd be a high. no pun intended.

  • 72 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 1:08am

    I bet you many people just googled this.. 

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:58pm

    Bahaha. This entire post is the shit! Oh, and if you can afford a vaporizer....GET ONE.

  • 70 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:28am

    I smoked out of an aluminum pipe before. Now THAT feels like freebasing crack. I'm convinced I will be diagnosed with cancer because of that one day.

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 10:44pm

    genius here probably put the weed right in the toaster, on the wire aliments, hence causing anything else he bakes in there to reek like pot, I think about how stupid this is, then i realize that i wouldn't put it past a stoner, to do something like this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:47pm

    once you pull the smoke up a 6 footer it can last like 5 hits. that shit rocks. but pulling it takes a while

  • 67 91
    Submitted by simsimma88 on Mar 19, 10 at 4:10am

    Lmfao. Teach me the ways of the toaster! Plz!

  • 59 76
    Submitted by Green1221 on Nov 3, 10 at 10:58pm

    Try smokin outta your 360 controlla

  • 64 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:21am

    You can't put a knife or any silverware in a toaster! You'll get electrocuted and DIE! AHHHHHH!!!!!1!!11!!!one!!

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:28am

    hot knives is for opium and hash, not weed grow up

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 7:43pm

    Knifers. Takes me back to my first semester at

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:54pm

    11:39, you're awesome. 1:45, only works if you have a bible.

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 6:17pm

    nah this doesn't sound like a Fresno kid. It sounds like a dumbass bored Visalian kid. hahaha. yeah sounds about right :)

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:14am

    thats so cool! thanks for sharing =]

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 5:46am

    I just googled this, anyone know how to?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 9:35pm

    I dunno about a toaster. But buds between to knives sounds like spots to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:31pm

    The bibles in hotel rooms are like free rolling papers.. now if they only had toasters in the room all you would need was the weed when you checked in.. ..American Society reaches new levels..

  • 62 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:08am

    They "wasted" their time because they wanted to try something different and new. Something that would be hilarious to talk about and to even try.

  • 51 76
    Submitted by Netras on Nov 18, 11 at 8:38am

    Smoked out of a banana

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:58am

    people like me that use bible pages are going to hell <3

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:46am

    its freakin easy... once you smoke enough weed you can think of anything like a new way to make a bomb or how to smoke more weed out of a toaster