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  • 90 42
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 19, 11 at 1:55am

    I was gonna go to Costco, but then I got high/I was gonna park my car and shop, but then I got high/Now I'm in a traffic jam, and I know why/Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

  • 88 84
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 18, 11 at 4:56pm

    It’s not because you were high, it’s cause you’re a woman

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 18, 11 at 9:10pm

    dalyyy, not sure bet lets give it a shot. Why can’t Helen Keller drive? Because she’s a woman!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by squicky on Jun 20, 11 at 12:13am

    Hahaha it's funny because women can't drive at all!

  • 54 76
    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 19, 11 at 4:05am

    Really? Is it a 'proven fact' you fucking redundant douche? Phys: get a new argument, you're old and seem surely from a general lack of physical human contact. Something your mom should've given you that you never got.

  • 44 56
    Submitted by bee222 on Jun 18, 11 at 4:58pm

    Hey some old lady is gonna be mad that ur keeping her from some great deals

  • 43 59
    Submitted by captainoaks on Jun 19, 11 at 1:34pm

    Hey next time you get\nPissed at someone for driving like an idiot a bet it's a woman. go ahead and do it I'll bet am right. Not all woman are bad drivers but all bad drivers are women. BAM

    • 35 60
      Submitted by Boxfac3 on Jun 19, 11 at 11:04pm

      Ok cpt oaks about summed it up with that one I couldn't have said it better myself

  • 51 75
    Submitted by Michguy on Jun 18, 11 at 11:12pm

    But just fine to text.

  • 52 82
    Submitted by dalyyy on Jun 18, 11 at 7:24pm

    Phys, could you be more of a fucking sexist?

    • 36 62
      Submitted by FactChecker on Jun 19, 11 at 12:44am

      Dalyyy, could you be less of a poor sport? Women suck at driving, its a proven fact.

  • 36 58
    Submitted by hmmmgood on Jun 19, 11 at 11:28am

    Im going to say more specifically middle aged asian women and soccer moms

  • 39 66
    Submitted by goodhead50 on Jun 19, 11 at 6:42am

    The radio just told me yesterday that the 3 most dangerous drivers are teenagers, dunks and women. Apparently I'm a worse driver than my senior citizen father!

  • 36 78
    Submitted by pey0te on Jun 18, 11 at 6:07pm


  • 32 85
    Submitted by ky80 on Jun 19, 11 at 4:06am

    PS op can't drive because she's probably a chick.