No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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How do you penetrate a lawn gnome?!?!?
Do I know you?
Texas and Yankee is awfully weird to see in one name....
Beware the pointy hat
Use protection, those guys get around!
I just pictured the travelocity gnome after reading this - now THAT guy gets around ;)
it was really a small Taiwanese boy.. be afraid. maybe he's haunted by mj
Gnome, Sweet Gnome
I have so totally been there!!
The there is 'stealing the lawn gnomes' drunk!
Not cool, dude. That gnome had a wife and kids at home.
Saw this on a fb group about 12 months ago.
>singin<...Gnome, gnome, I'm deranged.