Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck noish noish noish
whats your shipping address 1237
Im willing to bet that most of the guys calling her a whore would sleep with her if they had a chance. Even if they knew she had a boyfriend.
This isn't half as bad as the other texts on a DRUNK TEXTING WEBSITE.
Get over it and stop judging. Just read it and laugh.
If you have never cheated then I say feel free to judge.
depends on the price
Holy mother of pearl. Y'all need to get your asses back to work.
Don't do it, you'll make the Baby Jesus cry
not me..never have/never will
I would Birmingham Booty Call your ass til you squirted
Maybe he's a dick and she just found out he's been screwing around on her. Ever consider that??
Gotta love how everyone is quick to judge.
yeah! give him the $ now! I think it's funny. FUNNY
proof positive that cock juggling thundercunts abound. THis is why divorce is worth every penny. This is why I am somewtimes an asshole to my current girlfriend, because my ex was a cock tasting champion level whore. I hope this particular whore gets syphillis of the anus. I hope she ends up on girls gone wild while her father is watching. She has the makings of a future stripper or porn site cock chugger. Have a lovely day
im new to this. are all the below comments from you?
hahahahahahaahaahahaha 7:17, greatest reference on this site yet
I truly despise the vast majority of my peers for this kind of bullshit
squirting out of your ass is called incontinence and you really should have that looked at...........Rainbows!!!!!
Everyone, get over it. If "girlfriend" had been in this text instead of "boyfriend," no one would have cared because it's culturally acceptable for men to be promiscuous. F that.
On a happier note, I support this tfln wholeheartedly. Represent Penn State and 6-1-0!!! I love it.
it is pretty depressing to realize how casually adultery is looked at, and how relationships have lost their true meaning of devotion to another partner, and are more about physical pleasure...which, if you're in a healthy relationship shouldn't be a problem, but damn.
@ 1:50 Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
That is HYSTERICAL!!!
This is why being a couple is pointless. Adultery is o prevalent these days. Staying a bachelor means you get chicks and get to keep all of your shit.
Whore or not, I giggled. I'd be willing to bet that at LEAST half the people that are calling her names have cheated on someone.
and this is why I'll never get married....
what a syphilitic cunt
Here's hoping she stayed classy? Psh. Who am I kidding? (Hands over slut money)
finally some tfln from PA and very likely Penn State!
High 5, 5:26!
Thank ya 5:13 seriously guys do it, but he gets a high five.
and I must add the poster of this is amazing, LOVES it <3
whore in training?
Boys are so goddamn stupid sometimes. This isn't the normal female, k.
I laughed. I think she's a stupid whore, but I laughed.
dont hate the player hate the game what is this Yo MTV Raps circa 1995?
HAHA THIS SHIT IF FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
Do you get tea bagged a lot?
fuck that noise. i bet he deserved it. guys can't do anything right.
im a guy and use to cheat..then i stopped and girls started cheating on me ...this sounds like karma to me..
mm I agree with 8:35
We can argue double standards for men and women all night long, and how guys are "legitimate" in the asshole transformation b.c. a girl did them wrong, but really people. just laugh.
Will you blow me when I am taking a huge dump?
if it were true it would be pretty sad
hahahaha...girls will be whores
girls are scandalous. Never trust one or you're an idiot.
4:18, 19, 21 are fucking hilarious!!!!! Never heard those expressions before, and love have ping pong paddles shoved in my ass till I squirt. Yay for me, rainbows
the point is that we read other people's texts
its great because its on here
like any of you have had you're texts on tfln
this girl is the reason why guys turn assholes and jerks and the decent girls pay for their stupidity and whoreness
Lucky boyfriend you got there.
Gosh, I am to the point where I could NEVER EVER fully trust a guy (and guys should not fully trust girls)... and people like this whore should be raped.
dont you threaten me with a good time 4:02
Wow 5:11 way to be a cunt. No one ever deserves to get raped. Karma is going to bite you in the ass.
and these are the same women that would be balling their eyes out over 4 gallons of Ben And Jerry's telling their friends what a dick he is for sleeping around on her.......
ahhh hookers......wait no......whores are up front and honest......
skeezebags yes way more fitting.....
6:14! Nice reference!
50 years ago any kind of sex, monogamous or not, would be scutinized. Now people are just bitching cause it's outside a 'relationship.' 50 years from now no one will care regardless. Sex is only equal to sex. Everyone is bitching either because they're not getting any, or because they dont beleive in it in general; in which case they should chop of their genitals and give them to someone who wouldn't take them for granted.
you fucking slut
4:53, im a girl, and i think i have just fallen in love with you...
hahaha has anyone realized we're all arguing over some girls stupid text on a website we visit because our lives are kind of sad at the moment and we have nothing better to do... but i still think its funny.
date like a man so you don't get played like a bitch...lame quote. its the truth though
this is 4:53
fuck this girl
This is the saddest tfln. Ever.
No matter what party is doing it, it's still wrong. An open relationship is one thing, but if either party is viewing the relationship as serious, then a talk or breakup is needed.
Chivalry is not dead, just men need to stop and evaluate who they are dealing with to see if the woman deserves it. A cheater doesn't. Many men just don't even know how to be polite in general anyway, so many women view it as a thing of the past.
Hahahaha this is awesome.
I will take a dump on your chin
cheating is bad mMMMMKaaay
I think this is the happeist TFLN ever, nothing cheers me up like a hot carl or tea bagging
IF he was screwing around on her than I wouldn't think he would be referenced as "boyfriend", she would have left his ass. Ever consider that!
at least your being honest to someone. and how does this anonymous person comment on EVERY SINGLE TFLN? like 235432 times?
DUdes cheat on their girls all the time. All the sudden its terrible cause a girl is doing it? I think im gonna start cheating just to spite the whole male species
maybe she should break up with him instead of letting another penis inside of her!!!!
ever consider that
Oh gee Billy was such a jerk to me........I know, I will go out and have random sex with everyone......that'll show him
This chick is pretty rad
And people wondered why chivalry died.
Right there, that's why.
never bet on a woman to do the right thing
I love homo's especially when a pair of hairy ballz are resting on my chin
I hope she gets AIDs, that'll teach her to be a loose whore.