Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
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fuck fuck fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother mother fuck fuck noish noish noish
whats your shipping address 1237
Im willing to bet that most of the guys calling her a whore would sleep with her if they had a chance. Even if they knew she had a boyfriend.
depends on the price
If you have never cheated then I say feel free to judge.
Don't do it, you'll make the Baby Jesus cry
This isn't half as bad as the other texts on a DRUNK TEXTING WEBSITE.
Get over it and stop judging. Just read it and laugh.
yeah! give him the $ now! I think it's funny. FUNNY
I truly despise the vast majority of my peers for this kind of bullshit
not me..never have/never will
squirting out of your ass is called incontinence and you really should have that looked at...........Rainbows!!!!!
@ 1:50 Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Jesus, don’t even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent...
That is HYSTERICAL!!!
and this is why I'll never get married....
Everyone, get over it. If "girlfriend" had been in this text instead of "boyfriend," no one would have cared because it's culturally acceptable for men to be promiscuous. F that.
On a happier note, I support this tfln wholeheartedly. Represent Penn State and 6-1-0!!! I love it.
Maybe he's a dick and she just found out he's been screwing around on her. Ever consider that??
it is pretty depressing to realize how casually adultery is looked at, and how relationships have lost their true meaning of devotion to another partner, and are more about physical pleasure...which, if you're in a healthy relationship shouldn't be a problem, but damn.
if it were true it would be pretty sad
proof positive that cock juggling thundercunts abound. THis is why divorce is worth every penny. This is why I am somewtimes an asshole to my current girlfriend, because my ex was a cock tasting champion level whore. I hope this particular whore gets syphillis of the anus. I hope she ends up on girls gone wild while her father is watching. She has the makings of a future stripper or porn site cock chugger. Have a lovely day
im new to this. are all the below comments from you?
Holy mother of pearl. Y'all need to get your asses back to work.
I would Birmingham Booty Call your ass til you squirted
Gotta love how everyone is quick to judge.
Thank ya 5:13 seriously guys do it, but he gets a high five.
and I must add the poster of this is amazing, LOVES it <3
Whore or not, I giggled. I'd be willing to bet that at LEAST half the people that are calling her names have cheated on someone.
This is why being a couple is pointless. Adultery is o prevalent these days. Staying a bachelor means you get chicks and get to keep all of your shit.
finally some tfln from PA and very likely Penn State!
High 5, 5:26!
mm I agree with 8:35
We can argue double standards for men and women all night long, and how guys are "legitimate" in the asshole transformation b.c. a girl did them wrong, but really people. just laugh.
Boys are so goddamn stupid sometimes. This isn't the normal female, k.
I laughed. I think she's a stupid whore, but I laughed.
hahahahahahaahaahahaha 7:17, greatest reference on this site yet
Do you get tea bagged a lot?
6:14! Nice reference!
what a syphilitic cunt
dont hate the player hate the game what is this Yo MTV Raps circa 1995?
whore in training?
dont you threaten me with a good time 4:02
Here's hoping she stayed classy? Psh. Who am I kidding? (Hands over slut money)
im a guy and use to cheat..then i stopped and girls started cheating on me ...this sounds like karma to me..
the point is that we read other people's texts
its great because its on here
like any of you have had you're texts on tfln
HAHA THIS SHIT IF FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!
this girl is the reason why guys turn assholes and jerks and the decent girls pay for their stupidity and whoreness
4:18, 19, 21 are fucking hilarious!!!!! Never heard those expressions before, and love have ping pong paddles shoved in my ass till I squirt. Yay for me, rainbows
Wow 5:11 way to be a cunt. No one ever deserves to get raped. Karma is going to bite you in the ass.
4:53, im a girl, and i think i have just fallen in love with you...
girls are scandalous. Never trust one or you're an idiot.
I will take a dump on your chin
fuck that noise. i bet he deserved it. guys can't do anything right.
this is 4:53
date like a man so you don't get played like a bitch...lame quote. its the truth though
hahahaha...girls will be whores
Will you blow me when I am taking a huge dump?
and these are the same women that would be balling their eyes out over 4 gallons of Ben And Jerry's telling their friends what a dick he is for sleeping around on her.......
ahhh hookers......wait no......whores are up front and honest......
skeezebags yes way more fitting.....
you fucking slut
50 years ago any kind of sex, monogamous or not, would be scutinized. Now people are just bitching cause it's outside a 'relationship.' 50 years from now no one will care regardless. Sex is only equal to sex. Everyone is bitching either because they're not getting any, or because they dont beleive in it in general; in which case they should chop of their genitals and give them to someone who wouldn't take them for granted.
Hahahaha this is awesome.
Lucky boyfriend you got there.
at least your being honest to someone. and how does this anonymous person comment on EVERY SINGLE TFLN? like 235432 times?
Gosh, I am to the point where I could NEVER EVER fully trust a guy (and guys should not fully trust girls)... and people like this whore should be raped.
I think this is the happeist TFLN ever, nothing cheers me up like a hot carl or tea bagging
This is the saddest tfln. Ever.
hahaha has anyone realized we're all arguing over some girls stupid text on a website we visit because our lives are kind of sad at the moment and we have nothing better to do... but i still think its funny.
No matter what party is doing it, it's still wrong. An open relationship is one thing, but if either party is viewing the relationship as serious, then a talk or breakup is needed.
Chivalry is not dead, just men need to stop and evaluate who they are dealing with to see if the woman deserves it. A cheater doesn't. Many men just don't even know how to be polite in general anyway, so many women view it as a thing of the past.
fuck this girl
cheating is bad mMMMMKaaay
This chick is pretty rad
IF he was screwing around on her than I wouldn't think he would be referenced as "boyfriend", she would have left his ass. Ever consider that!
maybe she should break up with him instead of letting another penis inside of her!!!!
ever consider that
Oh gee Billy was such a jerk to me........I know, I will go out and have random sex with everyone......that'll show him
DUdes cheat on their girls all the time. All the sudden its terrible cause a girl is doing it? I think im gonna start cheating just to spite the whole male species
I love homo's especially when a pair of hairy ballz are resting on my chin
never bet on a woman to do the right thing
And people wondered why chivalry died.
Right there, that's why.
I hope she gets AIDs, that'll teach her to be a loose whore.