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(713): View more from Texas

Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?

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(773): View more from Illinois

Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.

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(239): View more from Florida

If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now

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(843): View more from South Carolina

MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?

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NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?

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(323): View more from California

I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears

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(740): View more from Ohio

Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself

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