I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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Those would no longer qualify as snow angels...
This is a good one, I'm using this, just changing it to her.
This sucks, why the hell is this on here
I found the "I'd rather jerk off with a fist full of bumblebees than..." TFLN more evocative, but maybe it's my penis talking...
@snidely, read it my way, changes context.
that's some deep shit right there
You spelled then wrong.
No, my dear porksword, the OP actually got this one right. But the extra period is disconcerting
Wow totally awesome way to put it.
Using this. He must be that nasty.
try shoveling elephant shit..that shits heavy
That's a shitty thing to say.
And until now my favorite to use was "I'd rather rip off my own junk and throw it in the nearest river than XXXX". Elephant-shit snow angel from now on.