Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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