Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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Champagne from California isn't champagne. Champagne only comes from the region of the same name in France.
anything else is just sparkling white wine.
Also not technically champagne if it's from Cali. C'mon, OP, get your shit together!!
Unless you're in another country, that shit is not imported.
Was it Mum's? You could just buy a lot of Mum's
classy & smart. where can I find someone like You?
Anything imported from Northern Mexico sucks (yes CA should be given back)
FYI, most of the porn you watch is from California.