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(727): View more from Florida

His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.

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(312): View more from Illinois

I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.

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(631): View more from New York

are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?

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(616): View more from Michigan

I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.

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(661): View more from California

Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.

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(415): View more from California

Fuck yeah GAYNESS

(415): View more from California

*explodes into glitter*

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(316): View more from Kansas

You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.

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(415): View more from California

If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will

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