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  • Its better than walking in on your boyfriend eating your mom out.

    Submitted by nomorenames on Jun 5, 13 at 1:47pm
  • Tacos. The gift of tacos would be appropriate in this situation.

    Submitted by bb28 on Jun 5, 13 at 11:29am
  • Get her an edible bouquet.

    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 5, 13 at 4:30pm
  • I say just give her a high five and buy a lock for your door. If you're in high school, do some chores without being asked.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 5, 13 at 4:47pm
  • If he is good at it, offer to loan him to her for an hour or so. She will like that much more

    Submitted by icepick23 on Jun 5, 13 at 3:47pm
  • Way to rep, Ohio.

    Submitted by Bagheera95 on Jun 6, 13 at 2:21am
  • A bottle of eye-bleach would probably be more appropriate.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 6, 13 at 9:14am
  • Give her 1/2 hour with the boyfriend!

    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jun 5, 13 at 5:36pm
  • Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 5, 13 at 10:47am
  • Get her a vibe...at least she won't be missing out /would be far to preoccupied to walk in next time

    Submitted by bangbrosdiamond on Jun 5, 13 at 12:50pm
  • No but a heads up to her and a blindfold for her will make it all good

    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 4, 14 at 7:31pm