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  • 93 19
    Submitted by bb28 on Jun 5, 13 at 11:29am

    Tacos. The gift of tacos would be appropriate in this situation.

  • 92 25
    Submitted by nomorenames on Jun 5, 13 at 1:47pm

    Its better than walking in on your boyfriend eating your mom out.

  • 63 22
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 5, 13 at 4:30pm

    Get her an edible bouquet.

  • 57 24
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jun 5, 13 at 4:47pm

    I say just give her a high five and buy a lock for your door. If you're in high school, do some chores without being asked.

  • 43 28
    Submitted by icepick23 on Jun 5, 13 at 3:47pm

    If he is good at it, offer to loan him to her for an hour or so. She will like that much more

  • 23 16
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Jun 6, 13 at 9:14am

    A bottle of eye-bleach would probably be more appropriate.

  • 20 19
    Submitted by Bagheera95 on Jun 6, 13 at 2:21am

    Way to rep, Ohio.

  • 25 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 5, 13 at 10:47am

    Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

  • 14 13
    Submitted by hogfish on Mar 4, 14 at 7:31pm

    No but a heads up to her and a blindfold for her will make it all good

  • 23 31
    Submitted by Beachbum111 on Jun 5, 13 at 5:36pm

    Give her 1/2 hour with the boyfriend!

  • 20 27
    Submitted by bangbrosdiamond on Jun 5, 13 at 12:50pm

    Get her a vibe...at least she won't be missing out /would be far to preoccupied to walk in next time