I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
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Wouldn't a hammer or sword be a more appropriate comparison?
My kind of guy.
Take a look inside, it's my dick in a box!
Why bother with an axe when you can play with a splitting maul?
Go get 'em, Chief.
Only girls should play with axes.