I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
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Your co-worker is a velvet rope.
She believed you because it's true. Boobs.
And with that, the g@y bar rumor started!
Why would you deny that girl? Tons of guys would buy her drinks = more money for your place of employment. You're bad at your job op.