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  • ...or you could go on actual birth control. You know, Plan A.

    Submitted by MadAardvark on Jun 16, 13 at 1:29pm
  • One baby daddy \nTwo baby daddy\nThree baby daddy\nFour...\nHow many more times until you realize you're a whore

    Submitted by metrolax on Jun 16, 13 at 3:49pm
  • How about having your boyfriend WEAR A CONDOM before you end up with an IV drip of protease inhibitors too?

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 16, 13 at 1:24pm
  • @Getoffmylawn.... You think she's the king of girl that HAS a boyfriend?

    Submitted by Nytshayd on Jun 16, 13 at 2:51pm
  • or Plan C.. find a flight of stairs and throw yourself down them

    Submitted by ck24 on Jun 16, 13 at 3:42pm
  • Oklahoma must be boring as hell.

    Submitted by HeatherGdubV on Jun 16, 13 at 11:06pm
  • Or just let us move it up an inch...

    Submitted by Linetrash on Jun 16, 13 at 4:09pm
  • Haters much?

    Submitted by txqt22 on Jun 16, 13 at 11:34pm