You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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