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  • Submitted by parsons41286 on May 2, 13 at 2:33pm

    Opt out of the full body scans so TSA has to pat you down, and be sure to smile the entire time

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    Submitted by hehehAlllrighttt on May 2, 13 at 7:38pm

    Tell them that's not a gun in your pocket, you're just happy to see them

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    Submitted by hogfish on Sep 4, 13 at 9:24pm

    Careful, this thing is loaded.

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    Submitted by kin_in_in on May 2, 13 at 2:06pm

    "I shall alert the media."

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 3, 13 at 3:58am

    Was there a man in a black hat selling you Viagra?

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    Submitted by fly_bi_night on May 4, 13 at 12:47pm

    You might as well make your Freedom Fondles as fun as possible.

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    Submitted by Sancho69 on May 3, 13 at 6:28am

    Who da fuq says "erection"?