Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
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I can't even bring myself to make fun of you. Bless you, you poor soul.
I would be more than happy to rub aloe on your sunburn.
We should probably check your ass too.
What about your tits?
Stay classy Iowa. Or just slutty.
"Ow"? Yeah, I think I'm gonna go with "ow". I don't even have a vagina, and I'm still cringing!
Too fucking funny! Almost pissed myself!
Guys...She's out of commission for awhile. Move along.