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(612): View more from Minnesota

Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight

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(512): View more from Texas

got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule

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(619): View more from California

Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(732): View more from New Jersey

So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.

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(410): View more from Maryland

He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.

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