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  • I only said something because I've noticed quite a few texts on here regarding going to church or being in church, and the irony of the same "church goers" that have no problem reading and posting shit on this type of website. I mean, most of these stupid joke texts are about getting wasted, high, or fucked by strangers.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:08am
  • hehe i know who this is

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:14am
  • Why the hell were you eating M&Ms in church?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:57am
  • 1. Nothing wrong with going to church. Good grief. Has nothing whatever to do with political leanings. And this is one person. Not "many people." No need to be judgmental about it. 2. They didn't notice you eating M&Ms in church in the first place?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Church + M&M's= great but if the preacher was trying to get it then it would have been priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:49am
  • You're calling them hypocritical, yet you demean people for having faith... Real smart there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:17am
  • Nothing wrong with eating m&m's in church. People need to eat don't they?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:31pm
  • these responses are gold

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:22pm
  • Why not eat M&M's at church? Church = Good M&M's = Good Church + M&M's = Great

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:07am
  • hey and gods all about haveing fun. so why not eat mms in church theres no law against it. and jesus feed people with bread and fish on the mount im sure he would have done a miracal and made more mms to feed them for dessert if the would have been invented. lol. cause gods cool like that. so good job eat them during church if you like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:46pm
  • Keep it classy.

    Submitted by Tylos2 on Mar 3, 11 at 10:56pm
  • Haha a sewer? Gross xP But this text totally sounds like something I would do lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:03am
  • Do this many people seriously still go to church? Fucking McCain voters too I bet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:31pm
  • 11:31 pm- i heard that obama's family goes to church. im pretty sure they are not mccain voters~

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:56pm
  • drinking during church is good too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:26pm
  • You are absolved my child...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:02pm
  • M&M's? In church? Really? I love you!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 30 second rule!!!!! ALWAYS APPLIES!!! unless a sewer is involved :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:04pm
  • That would be like me saying to your post "An asshole. Must be an Obama voter"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:32am
  • Yay for the churchgoers ousting the blanket-thinking douchewad. That kind of made my day; you don't see the arrogant "religious people suck balls and god is ur imaginary friend" people getting tossed from their high horses often these days.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:27pm
  • Haha I like this, I totally would have done the same thing. Why waste an M&M just because it slipped?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:29am