at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
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I only said something because I've noticed quite a few texts on here regarding going to church or being in church, and the irony of the same "church goers" that have no problem reading and posting shit on this type of website. I mean, most of these stupid joke texts are about getting wasted, high, or fucked by strangers.
hehe i know who this is
Why the hell were you eating M&Ms in church?
You're calling them hypocritical, yet you demean people for having faith... Real smart there.
1. Nothing wrong with going to church. Good grief. Has nothing whatever to do with political leanings. And this is one person. Not "many people." No need to be judgmental about it.
2. They didn't notice you eating M&Ms in church in the first place?
Church + M&M's= great but if the preacher was trying to get it then it would have been priceless
these responses are gold
hey and gods all about haveing fun. so why not eat mms in church theres no law against it. and jesus feed people with bread and fish on the mount im sure he would have done a miracal and made more mms to feed them for dessert if the would have been invented. lol. cause gods cool like that. so good job eat them during church if you like.
Nothing wrong with eating m&m's in church. People need to eat don't they?
Why not eat M&M's at church?
Church = Good
M&M's = Good
Church + M&M's = Great
Keep it classy.
11:31 pm- i heard that obama's family goes to church.
im pretty sure they are not mccain voters~
You are absolved my child...
Haha a sewer? Gross xP
But this text totally sounds like something I would do lol
Do this many people seriously still go to church? Fucking McCain voters too I bet.
drinking during church is good too.
M&M's? In church? Really? I love you!!!
That would be like me saying to your post "An asshole. Must be an Obama voter"
Yay for the churchgoers ousting the blanket-thinking douchewad. That kind of made my day; you don't see the arrogant "religious people suck balls and god is ur imaginary friend" people getting tossed from their high horses often these days.
30 second rule!!!!! ALWAYS APPLIES!!! unless a sewer is involved :(
Haha I like this, I totally would have done the same thing. Why waste an M&M just because it slipped?