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  • 92 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:08am

    I only said something because I've noticed quite a few texts on here regarding going to church or being in church, and the irony of the same "church goers" that have no problem reading and posting shit on this type of website. I mean, most of these stupid joke texts are about getting wasted, high, or fucked by strangers.

  • 88 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:49am

    Church + M&M's= great but if the preacher was trying to get it then it would have been priceless

  • 85 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:17am

    You're calling them hypocritical, yet you demean people for having faith... Real smart there.

  • 92 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:57am

    Why the hell were you eating M&Ms in church?

  • 80 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 12:22pm

    these responses are gold

  • 88 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:43pm

    1. Nothing wrong with going to church. Good grief. Has nothing whatever to do with political leanings. And this is one person. Not "many people." No need to be judgmental about it. 2. They didn't notice you eating M&Ms in church in the first place?

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:07am

    Why not eat M&M's at church? Church = Good M&M's = Good Church + M&M's = Great

  • 81 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:31pm

    Nothing wrong with eating m&m's in church. People need to eat don't they?

  • 84 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 11:31pm

    Do this many people seriously still go to church? Fucking McCain voters too I bet.

  • 86 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 12:02pm

    You are absolved my child...

  • 83 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:56pm

    11:31 pm- i heard that obama's family goes to church. im pretty sure they are not mccain voters~

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:46pm

    hey and gods all about haveing fun. so why not eat mms in church theres no law against it. and jesus feed people with bread and fish on the mount im sure he would have done a miracal and made more mms to feed them for dessert if the would have been invented. lol. cause gods cool like that. so good job eat them during church if you like.

  • 75 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 1:26pm

    drinking during church is good too.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Tylos2 on Mar 3, 11 at 10:56pm

    Keep it classy.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 1:03am

    Haha a sewer? Gross xP But this text totally sounds like something I would do lol

  • 82 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 12:32am

    That would be like me saying to your post "An asshole. Must be an Obama voter"

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 8:27pm

    Yay for the churchgoers ousting the blanket-thinking douchewad. That kind of made my day; you don't see the arrogant "religious people suck balls and god is ur imaginary friend" people getting tossed from their high horses often these days.

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 8:04pm

    30 second rule!!!!! ALWAYS APPLIES!!! unless a sewer is involved :(

  • 70 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 5, 09 at 1:14am

    hehe i know who this is

  • 67 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:33pm

    M&M's? In church? Really? I love you!!!

  • 75 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:29am

    Haha I like this, I totally would have done the same thing. Why waste an M&M just because it slipped?