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  • 79 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:04am

    Mm these pretzels are making me so thirsty. I've been thirsty all day

  • 70 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:56pm

    Especially the times you wake up with no pants wearing clown make-up.

  • 66 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:54pm

    My professor is a clown for sure.

  • 64 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

  • 69 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:42pm

    Big tone just sucks cock. ~ From the desk of you fail.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:53pm

    until you are drinking beer out of a paper cup you haven't actually experienced the college carnival.

  • 69 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm

    Dildo dildo dildo dildo

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52pm

    hot pretzels are bomb

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52pm

    how can you afford beer, you should just stop eating altogether