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  • Mm these pretzels are making me so thirsty. I've been thirsty all day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 12:04am
  • Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 4:53pm
  • Especially the times you wake up with no pants wearing clown make-up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:56pm
  • My professor is a clown for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:54pm
  • until you are drinking beer out of a paper cup you haven't actually experienced the college carnival.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:53pm
  • Big tone just sucks cock. ~ From the desk of you fail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:42pm
  • Dildo dildo dildo dildo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 3:07pm
  • how can you afford beer, you should just stop eating altogether

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52pm
  • hot pretzels are bomb

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 15, 09 at 2:52pm