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  • 57 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:35pm

    GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE SKETCH HAPPEN ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

  • 57 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    Oh I get it! It's funny because he is making a reference to a childs nursery rhyme while preforming a sexual act on her! -Jeff

  • 49 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:20pm

    I think he was trying to tell you thy you need to put out more. A pussy is no place for cobwebs!

  • 56 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 2:41pm

    Keep it slassy 530. Repreeeesent!

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 6:45pm

    Jeff, The Captain Obvious!

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:50pm

    ok. not every funny story, whether it happened or not, needs to be told as though it's a memory refresher to someone that blacked out. mix it up a bit for christ's sake

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:26pm

    Hahaha my bf has done that as a joke it was cute and funny to me! Creepy if it's some random hookup though...

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:33pm

    hahahahahaahahaha thats really sketch

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:17pm

    creepy by kind of funny..

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 4:07pm

    It's because you're cunt has 8 legs. -opie

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:39pm

    hahahaahahhahahaahahhaahhahahahahahhahaa omg that's fuckin great. favorite <3

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 8:14pm

    I told a one night stand. " it's cool that you understand my problem most girls won't sleep with someone with HIV."

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:03pm

    I did something like that to my girlfriend... Soundz like a random hookup, though. Which is creepy......

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 12:08am

    2:41 must be another wetback from Woodland!

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:42pm

    Its like an Alarm Clock. WOO WOO.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:16pm

    I too have had this done to me and I am from 530.... same guy?????? same song too. WTF??????

  • 45 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:12am

    8:20 FTW. Point one for u, zero for the OP

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:45pm

    Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 7:26pm

    It pisses me off how I started the jeff thing and now other people are just taking over, then again it's flattering

  • 46 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 5:21pm

    sounds like a serial killer to me. just sayin.

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 10:08pm

    i need sex more than any of you

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:32pm

    You wanna know how I got these scars? -Joker

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 3:41pm

    This is from the movie thirteen

  • 39 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 9:51pm

    You a hoe fo sho Sean

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:37pm

    to be true to the rhyme, you will have to pee on his/her hands. Can I watch?

  • 41 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 2, 09 at 3:31pm

    First and that's weird

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 1:55am

    814 When someone says that and your thinking 'are they kidding', its the best chance to play back and say... "Oh you too? Thankgoodness, I was thinking the whole time should I tell him or not bother if we never see eachother again? But if you have it already then I guess no harm to either of us right...?"