you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE SKETCH HAPPEN ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
Point one for u, zero for the OP
Keep it slassy 530.
It's because you're cunt has 8 legs.
ok. not every funny story, whether it happened or not, needs to be told as though it's a memory refresher to someone that blacked out. mix it up a bit for christ's sake
hahahahahaahahaha thats really sketch
I did something like that to my girlfriend... Soundz like a random hookup, though. Which is creepy......
sounds like a serial killer to me. just sayin.
Jeff, The Captain Obvious!
2:41 must be another wetback from Woodland!
to be true to the rhyme, you will have to pee on his/her hands. Can I watch?
This is from the movie thirteen
Oh I get it! It's funny because he is making a reference to a childs nursery rhyme while preforming a sexual act on her!
It pisses me off how I started the jeff thing and now other people are just taking over, then again it's flattering
I think he was trying to tell you thy you need to put out more. A pussy is no place for cobwebs!
i need sex more than any of you
Its like an Alarm Clock. WOO WOO.
hahahaahahhahahaahahhaahhahahahahahhahaa omg that's fuckin great. favorite <3
814 When someone says that and your thinking 'are they kidding', its the best chance to play back and say...
"Oh you too? Thankgoodness, I was thinking the whole time should I tell him or not bother if we never see eachother again? But if you have it already then I guess no harm to either of us right...?"
Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...
I too have had this done to me and I am from 530.... same guy?????? same song too. WTF??????
creepy by kind of funny..
First and that's weird
Hahaha my bf has done that as a joke it was cute and funny to me! Creepy if it's some random hookup though...
You a hoe fo sho
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I told a one night stand. " it's cool that you understand my problem most girls won't sleep with someone with HIV."