you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
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GRETCHEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE SKETCH HAPPEN ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
Keep it slassy 530.
hahahahahaahahaha thats really sketch
Point one for u, zero for the OP
It's because you're cunt has 8 legs.
It pisses me off how I started the jeff thing and now other people are just taking over, then again it's flattering
Jeff, The Captain Obvious!
sounds like a serial killer to me. just sayin.
I did something like that to my girlfriend... Soundz like a random hookup, though. Which is creepy......
ok. not every funny story, whether it happened or not, needs to be told as though it's a memory refresher to someone that blacked out. mix it up a bit for christ's sake
to be true to the rhyme, you will have to pee on his/her hands. Can I watch?
Oh I get it! It's funny because he is making a reference to a childs nursery rhyme while preforming a sexual act on her!
2:41 must be another wetback from Woodland!
I think he was trying to tell you thy you need to put out more. A pussy is no place for cobwebs!
Its like an Alarm Clock. WOO WOO.
This is from the movie thirteen
i need sex more than any of you
Anyone else get tired of all these "OMG I just remembered what I/you did last night and must text you about it!" Blackouts are the first sign of alcoholism...
hahahaahahhahahaahahhaahhahahahahahhahaa omg that's fuckin great. favorite <3
I too have had this done to me and I am from 530.... same guy?????? same song too. WTF??????
814 When someone says that and your thinking 'are they kidding', its the best chance to play back and say...
"Oh you too? Thankgoodness, I was thinking the whole time should I tell him or not bother if we never see eachother again? But if you have it already then I guess no harm to either of us right...?"
creepy by kind of funny..
First and that's weird
Hahaha my bf has done that as a joke it was cute and funny to me! Creepy if it's some random hookup though...
You a hoe fo sho
You wanna know how I got these scars?
I told a one night stand. " it's cool that you understand my problem most girls won't sleep with someone with HIV."