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(425): View more from Washington

THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.

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(772): View more from Florida

He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.

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(705): View more from Ontario

how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink

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(705): View more from Ontario

He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?

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(347): View more from New York

I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.

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(406): View more from Montana

bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?

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