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I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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(206): View more from Washington

I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole

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There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

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She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.

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I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...

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He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?

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(571): View more from Virginia

Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..

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this can't be going anywhere good

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nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\

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he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period

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(626): View more from California

you didnt know i had herpes?

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