I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
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What were you doing in your grandmothers underwear drawer...
That's what you get when pillage your grandmas bathroom looking for mess to steal
Things that have been seen, cannot be unseen.\n\nThat is all
Cause she took yours.
Please tell me your grandmother is 34. (Do the math, people.)
Is it one of those '50s era Bakelite vibrators with two settings of "barely feeling it" and "earthquake" controlling it and a totally kinked and frayed power chord?