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(815): View more from Illinois

Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.

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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.

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you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night

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(607): View more from New York

Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.

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(214): View more from Texas

he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'

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