Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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