Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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