Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
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You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"