i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"