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(774): View more from Massachusetts

i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

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(804): View more from Virginia

I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking

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(240): View more from Maryland

Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it

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(402): View more from Nebraska

her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.

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(520): View more from Arizona

In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.

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(323): View more from California

I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning

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