You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
she told me i tasted like america
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"