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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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