He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
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all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"