I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"