i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.