I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.