you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"