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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
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