you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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