I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"