There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.