Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot