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(424): View more from California

The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.

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(310): View more from California

I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"

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(319): View more from Iowa

She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.

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(417): View more from Missouri

I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.

(1-417): View more from Missouri

I think I might cry.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.

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