All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
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Someone needs to stop watching wedding crashers.
Kaylib, just because OP was horny doesn't mean they couldn't control themselves. Calm your catholic ass down, and go pray or something.
Glad that you are horny at someone's funeral. I guess us catholics have better morals and respect
No, you just think you can control hormones.
@Kaylib, I thought you are a lesbian. The catholic church doesn't accept homosexuals. They consider it immoral.
That's the great thing about the catholic church though is they have quantified sin so that it's actually harder to get into hell. Protestants have no such luck.
you can think some wierd things at a funeral, we are pretty removed from death here
Death and funerals make people horny.
Fuck you I'm Catholic dickwad
case in point
I am a lesbian and a catholic. My church accepts me for who I am and they respect me also. But I also have enough respect to control myself and my behavior while at a wake or funeral.
They accept you and, yet, they still think you're damned to hell ! Sounds awesome.
Catholicism.....the biggest cult in the world :-(