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  • If anyone wonders how a woman starts to think about becoming a stripper or a hooker, please read this text as to the start of the justification process, cash for favors

    Submitted by olderthanyou on Dec 7, 12 at 2:45pm
  • Dick in a box?

    Submitted by crockpot on Dec 7, 12 at 2:42pm
  • What if I just put it back in your mouth and we both celebrate the cumming holiday...

    Submitted by Micholder on Dec 7, 12 at 6:24pm
  • WOW... Then I guess I'll have a lot of xmas presents this year

    Submitted by Tigr0u on Dec 7, 12 at 4:21pm
  • Geez, don't waste your damn time on this app if you're so damn old you have to be a judgmental bastard about what you read on here

    Submitted by happyhappyx3 on Dec 8, 12 at 2:33am
  • What ever happened to Free Love. Its my favorite thing to do and I don't expect presents. Child.

    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Dec 7, 12 at 4:40pm
  • Are you the cause of the money stack from batman? Heads up, joker ruins it all...

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 7, 12 at 10:58pm
  • Calendar year or fiscal year?

    Submitted by Brownthunder on Dec 8, 12 at 2:29am
  • If my dick my in your mouth, THAT was your Christmas present!

    Submitted by BigGinger on Dec 7, 12 at 10:08pm
  • Like what, a butt load of toothbrushes to clean that dumpster of yours?

    Submitted by heylooo on Dec 8, 12 at 5:09am
  • Damn I would love to meet you!

    Submitted by doomed2roam on Dec 8, 12 at 7:26pm
  • Sorry, no presents for you. Everybody's budget is wiped out from paying to have that nasty gonorrhea they caught from you cleared up.

    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 8, 12 at 8:13am