i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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If anyone wonders how a woman starts to think about becoming a stripper or a hooker, please read this text as to the start of the justification process, cash for favors
Dick in a box?
What if I just put it back in your mouth and we both celebrate the cumming holiday...
WOW... Then I guess I'll have a lot of xmas presents this year
Want one more? xD
you're a funny motherfucker
Not sure if facetious or serious... But thanks either way!
Geez, don't waste your damn time on this app if you're so damn old you have to be a judgmental bastard about what you read on here
What ever happened to Free Love. Its my favorite thing to do and I don't expect presents. Child.
Are you the cause of the money stack from batman? Heads up, joker ruins it all...
Calendar year or fiscal year?
If my dick my in your mouth, THAT was your Christmas present!
Like what, a butt load of toothbrushes to clean that dumpster of yours?
Damn I would love to meet you!
Sorry, no presents for you. Everybody's budget is wiped out from paying to have that nasty gonorrhea they caught from you cleared up.
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