I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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