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  • 67 29
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Sep 27, 12 at 1:40pm

    He told his friends your name was Canyon but meant Carolyn.

  • 44 34
    Submitted by radioedit on Sep 28, 12 at 2:30am

    Note: not every guy named tony isn't well endowed. Just so people know.

  • 43 35
    Submitted by crombie531 on Sep 27, 12 at 2:01pm

    Ouch

  • 40 31
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Sep 28, 12 at 12:43pm

    He's lying, every guy named Tony has a small weiner

  • 37 37
    Submitted by Vilehaust on Sep 28, 12 at 5:56pm

    And your name is Hallway, I mean Hallie.

  • 21 28
    Submitted by mickeyd33 on Nov 26, 12 at 2:51pm

    Let's be honest: "tiny" describes the vast majority of dicks in Nebraska...

  • 23 44
    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 28, 12 at 4:02am

    Whatever, "Whire".