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  • Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 19, 12 at 9:08am

    Whatever you need to tell yourself bro.

  • Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Oct 19, 12 at 10:03am

    Using a cop as a an excuse to kiss a dude doesn't make you straight.

  • 88 47
    Submitted by dhooks111490 on Oct 19, 12 at 9:51am

    It's only homo if the balls touch

  • 75 43
    Submitted by Oh_God_I_did_wha on Oct 19, 12 at 10:58am

    Well played sirs.

  • 66 38
    Submitted by Marianasimon on Oct 19, 12 at 12:36pm

    Did you at least get out of the ticket

  • 41 29
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 19, 12 at 4:53pm

    No groping= No homo

  • 41 37
    Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 19, 12 at 2:39pm

    erm... did you get hard?

    • 17 34
      Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 20, 12 at 10:25pm

      You did...I felt it

      • 19 42
        Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 21, 12 at 2:56am

        I'M NOT G@Y !!!!

        • 19 40
          Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 21, 12 at 2:57am

          but my boyfriend is...

          • 20 36
            Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 22, 12 at 4:24am

            You just keep telling yourself that....

            • 20 30
              Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 22, 12 at 4:25am

              ....as you rim me.

              • 22 35
                Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 22, 12 at 9:20am

                that's why we got arrested! I just thought we were making out

              • 16 38
                Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 22, 12 at 9:22am

                and btw your farts sounds like burps

                • 19 34
                  Submitted by DavidWnC on Oct 22, 12 at 10:42am

                  And your burps smell like farts.

                  • 23 32
                    Submitted by Tigr0u on Oct 22, 12 at 1:43pm

                    we've come full circle

  • 42 39
    Submitted by 4NIC8OR on Oct 19, 12 at 12:28pm

    I'm pretty sure that doesn't fall under the "no homo" guidelines.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 9:48am

    Whatever helps you sleep at night dude, lmfao.

  • 32 26
    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Oct 20, 12 at 1:50am

    I *knew* Roy and Moss smoked weed!!

  • 52 68
    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 19, 12 at 1:54pm

    I'd rather get arrested.

  • 35 36
    Submitted by SirWilson on Oct 19, 12 at 1:43pm

    You're super straight

  • 27 31
    Submitted by jtb245 on Oct 20, 12 at 1:16am

    you'll get a ticket, not arrested. definitely g@y.

    • 19 30
      Submitted by khals on Oct 20, 12 at 1:42am

      for possession?

  • 23 30
    Submitted by feelthegirth on Oct 20, 12 at 8:32am

    It is only ghay if you look over your shoulder to make eye contact, or if you push back!

  • 15 31
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 29, 12 at 12:53am

    It's only g@y if it wasn't really a blunt that they were rolling...

  • 40 85
    Submitted by atlas117 on Oct 19, 12 at 12:42pm

    Any man who kisses another man is at least part ***